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From Elizabeth: Kyrgyzstan touted as ideal delivery hub for Santa

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"Seeking a novel remedy to revive its rickety economy, the tiny ex-Soviet state of Kyrgyzstan has declared itself the new home of Santa Claus.

"They named a mountain peak after Santa, to join Mounts Lenin, and Yeltsin, and declared 2008 "The Year of Santa Claus".

"A group of professional mountain-climbers will pitch the country's flag at the newly renamed peak, Kyrgyzstan's tourism authority said, while a world festival of Santa's is planned for the capital's main square."

This sounds suspiciously like "I would like to be a Lion Tamer . . . I have a hat!"