The Office (Conversations overheard from my cubicle)

Co-worker #1: Do you know who you need to call?

Co-worker #2: Who? Ghostbusters?!

Me: Shoot me now . . .

The Office

E-mail from client: Attached please find the copy of funds to close. Mike will pick up the check today and deliver it to you today or Monday.

My e-mail response: No attachment

Client e-mail response: sorry, I was eating bacon . . .

My e-mail response: Best excuse I have heard all day!

The Office

Me: I will need the original document before we can proceed

Co-Worker: I just faxed you the original a few minutes ago

Me: =stunned silence=

Co-worker: Oooooh . . . .

The Office

Me: You like to bump fists with people when you pass them. You're a fist-bumper.

Co-worker: Yeah, I do.

Me: I never know what to do when I see you coming at me with your fist out. Sometimes I just blank out and pass you by.

Co-worker: Yeah, you leave me hangin'

Me: I am really more of a chest bumper. Maybe we could all bump chests when we pass each other in the hall . . .

Co-worker: Yeah, but only on casual days