White Elephants

So we attended a Sunday School Christmas party this past Sunday and there was the requisite White Elephant gift-exchange.



People had wrapped up rolls of duck tape etc. as gifts. I went with a tired old standard;



1) Cut the plug off an old electrical cord
2) Tape the electrical cord to the handle of a generic disposable razor



Voila! Electric razor gag-gift!



I was pretty proud of myself and the group was dually impressed until someone opened . . .

It's a Hillbilly Flashlight made out of a paint stick with a clothes pin and box of matches glued to it.

Now THAT's funny . . .

Naturally, when it came my turn, I exclaimed, "I know a good thing when I see it . . ." and stole it from the person who had opened it.

I think she was relieved until she opened her next gift - a roll of caution tape from Home Depot . . .