Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Nebraska State Senator Sues God

Good news! All of Nebraska’s problems have been solved! Leaving their elected representatives free to spend tax dollars suing God.

From MSNBC.com: Key Graphs:

“State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. . . “

“Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terrorist threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused ‘widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.’”

“The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused ‘fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes.’”

“He’s seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.”

Funny how they don’t mention his party affiliation . . .

HT: MP

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