And You Thought He was Building Toys the Other 364 Days of the Year . . .

“Now, some of you might be wonderin’,” he continues, “‘Why in the heck we would want to do somethin’ like this?’”

“Because we can?” guesses a middle-aged man sporting a camouflage baseball cap.

“That’s exactly right!” Wilkinson says with a mischievous smile. “It’s a whole lot of fun! People talk about the joy of sex, but it don’t last nothin’ like shootin’ anvils.”