RANDOM Acts of Kindness

So I am at the grocery store with the wee one the other day and as I grab my purchases and head for the door, one of the clerks, seeing the wee-one, stops me and says "Here" and hands me this . . .


Wha?

I have nothing against Chanukah, of course, but Christmas seems to be the predominate winter holiday around these parts. Oh, and it's JULY.

Let's open up our summer grocery-store Chanukah dreadle and see what's inside, shall we?


Exactly which one of these choking hazards should I give my little tokhter first?

I did open up the bag of spicy bbq corn sticks just to give them a try.

Stale.