The term "Safety Meeting" makes me twitch.
It's right up there with "Employee Handbook" as one of those things in life that makes me narrow my eyes, grit my teeth and steel myself against an onslaught of forms and proclamations that are intended for your own good but really do nothing other than make us all dumber.
"Let's all try to remember that the glass coffee pots are hot! And an improperly used spoon can take an eye out . . ."
You don't say . . .
But this just about takes the cake:
Our safety topic in staff meeting today was "Blackberry Thumb".
If that doesn't make you want to reach for the nearest icepick and aim for your temple, I don't know what will . . .
1 comment:
Giggle! Blackberry thumb happens every time you stick in your thumb and pull out a plum and say, "What A Good Boy Am I".
Auntie Joye
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