So a couple of weeks ago at the office, the back of my head starts hurting. I mean like a pointed-surface-type-of-hurting - not a headache-type-of-hurting.
When I got home, I remarked about it to my wife and she said, "Well it outta hurt - you fell out of bed and hit your head on the nightstand last night."
Whhhhaaaaaaa - Haaaaaaaaaaaaa???????
Turns out, the wife asked me to roll over b/c I was snoring and I rolled right out of bed - hitting my head on the way to the floor. According to the wife, I sat there on the floor for a few secs with my back against the bed and exclaimed, "It's the middle of the friggin' night! Why won't you people leave me alone?!" And then climbed back in bed and proceeded to snore the night away.
Now keep in mind, I regularly forget to apply the nose-snore-strips that the wife has prescribed so I am often awakened by the wife pressing adhesives to my nostrils WHICH IS A HASSLE FOR EVERYONE . . . then again . . . Maybe it's all that sympathy weight from the pregnancy that I am still carrying around . . . . .
5 comments:
oh my, that made me laugh!
That is hilarious! Here's one for you. I woke up the other night to the sound of snoring and started to do the 'tuck and roll' to Scott to get him to stop. The snoring continued and I realized it was from the foot of the bed...the dog had crawled up on the bed and was so comfy he layed there and snored....LOUDLY!
Hahahahah! That is awesome.
I have to roll the husband over about twice per night, for snoring. Man, I'd feel horrible if he hit his head... but snoring isn't good for anyone either. :)
LOL! Hope your head is feeling better!
hahaha...sorry for laughing but this was too good. Living with several deep sleepers, walkers, talkers...I could picture the entire scenario.
Great blog by the way! Thanks for sharing....too funny:)
dawn
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