Frat Boy vs Flip-Flop

I have always said it is a cruel trick that judgement is the first thing to go. If I were ruling the universe I would have made hand-eye coordination the first thing to go (or hand-foot coordination). That way, when you tried to put your flip-flop on and missed, your still intact judgement could say, "Hey, buddy. I think we have had enough . . . better sober up before trying to drive home . . ."