The theater filled up; a couple in their thirties sat next to us. No kids. A PSA played instructions on what to do if there’s a fire: walk, do not run, to the exits.
“That’s wrong,” I said to my daughter. “Run as fast as you can, knock people over, and if they get in your way you go for their eyes.”
The woman shot me a look of utter horror.
- Lileks
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