Truth Be Told . . . .

**Screediness Warning**

In a  truthful world (sent by a friend). . .

Dear Client,

Although I have been working 70-hour weeks for as long as I can remember, I am taking time out of my busy day to let you know that I have received the 6 e-mails, 4 voice mails and 2 faxes you have sent regarding the same trivial matter.

The reason I have not responded (as hard as it may be for you to conceive) is that I have 2,486 other matters on my desk that are far more urgent and of a far more critical nature than the ridiculous item you have requested.

I will remind you that it is my ability to prioritize the truly urgent over the trivial that makes me so good at what I do and the whole reason that you continue to work with me.

In fact, the only thing slowing me down is reviewing the multiple e-mails, voice mails and faxes you continue to send me about the same issue. That and of course taking the time to explain to you why I cannot get you yesterday what you plan on requesting tomorrow.

Rest assured that while I may not get you what you want when you want it, I will get you what you need when you need it.

If you are wondering if I have received your multiple e-mails voice mails and faxes, the answer is an unequivocal YES provided that you have the ability to type out my e-mail address or fax number correctly (please feel free to print the previous sentence for future reference).

In the event that you are still dissatisfied, please feel free to contact our management. As far as I can tell their entire reason for being is to major on minors and deal with multiple complaints about trivial matters.

If you do not wish to contact our management, you may consider calling your mother I am sure she would be thrilled to hear from you (BTW I am not your mother).

Sincerely,