Movember: The Swelleck

November is MOvember.

I wanted to call this one the CHiP but, so far as I know, neither Ponch nor John sported a soup strainer for any extended period of time.

Naturally, the king of the stash is the man himself, Tom Selleck:



Seriously, Tom Selleck is like one of those monasteries preserving the wisdom of civilization through the dark ages. He is like a one man monastery of the masculine moustache.

So I thought of calling this one the "Magnum". But who am I kidding? Sadly, I am more Ron Swanson than I am Tom Selleck:



 But I aspire to rise above my inner Swanson and possibly scratch the underbelly of the great Selleck (wait . . . that sounds wrong).

 *Ahem*

In honor of Movember, I give you the Swelleck:

Seriously though, (unlike the Swelleck) prostate cancer is no joke. If you are a man over 40, get checked regularly.

Also, don't beat your kids.